Dudes with bands and skateboarding are back. The box office is soaring thanks to original films made by young online males. And we’re all protein maxxing to make gains at the gym, some of us by reheating homemade boy kibble that we shove in the microwave.

If Brat Summer was about being girly pop with your besties, Boy Summer is a harkening back to simpler times when boys ruled and girls drooled. Of course its boys who actually drool. Not only that, but they burp and fart. They drink too much beer and are always watching the Big Game. But their shirts are off. And we find them hot.