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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We won’t get fooled again lol</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - NOMAGATE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - NOMAGATE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - NOMAGATE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Vespertine.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - NOMAGATE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>He fucks. Always has.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ugh she’s beautiful.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Is Outback Steakhouse the Best Restaurant of All Time? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The iPad</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Is Outback Steakhouse the Best Restaurant of All Time? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Margarita Flight</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Bread</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Onion</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Caesar</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Blue Cheese Pecan</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Delmonico</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Is Outback Steakhouse the Best Restaurant of All Time? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Till next time.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Went to the Only Restaurant at SF’s Dying Mall. Was it Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There she is.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Went to the Only Restaurant at SF’s Dying Mall. Was it Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the view looking up to the escalators that once led to Nordstroms.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Went to the Only Restaurant at SF’s Dying Mall. Was it Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was the fresh batch of orange chicken that came out right after I ordered the last of the previous orange chicken.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Went to the Only Restaurant at SF’s Dying Mall. Was it Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You can’t really see it in the photo but there was rat underneath the compost bin.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Went to the Only Restaurant at SF’s Dying Mall. Was it Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Long live Christmas.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Went to the Only Restaurant at SF’s Dying Mall. Was it Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is literally a temple.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Noted.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Font is consistent</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>NV Brut</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Top to bottom: seared tuna, seaweed salad with black tobiko caviar, cucumbuer pickles, orange sauce; radicchio and arugula salad with walnuts, pears, blue cheese, and parsley</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Counter clockwise from the top: pistachio-crusted salmon, black lentils; jackfruit dumplings with ponzu (vegan); “winter forest noodles” (also vegan)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Top to bottom: turmeric sea bass with rice noodles; turkey meatballs, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, micro greens</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sliced “Spanish-style” prime rib, “smashed potatoes,” demi-glace, peppadew peppers, fried capers, olives</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bamboo… wait is this a bowl or a plate?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Counter clockwise from the top: chocolate mouse cake thing; two tarts filled with vanilla cream and a log thing filled with chocolate-hazelnut cream; a tart filled with vanilla cream, a cornetto filled with vanilla cream, and a profiterole filled with chocolate-hazelnut cream</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Warmed donut hole</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Apple apple cider</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/864aae4c-1ae8-4470-aa7c-0b95a7d259ac/Screenshot+2025-12-03+at+10.01.23%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Everything We Ate at the Apple Holiday Party - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“This tainted love you’ve given, I gave you all a boy could give you. Take my tears and that’s not nearly ALL…”</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/david-changs-new-restaurant-has-been-open-for-barely-a-month-is-it-worth-it</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-12-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s not gay to take a picture of yourself in front of Super Peach.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What if this was full-blown Barbarella though fr?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/a1ecfb1b-5619-4e64-bd99-37743e3cd298/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.04.23%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You can’t be a chef unless you’re on your phone all the time amirite?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/7759800f-994e-4144-9dae-9abf35410add/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.03.51%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Amirite? (landscape edition)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/dfc68a82-7c61-43f6-b050-f334010a20b4/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.03.42%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sweetgreen could never truly honestly.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/5156412a-abcf-4e88-abe4-f9de041a1928/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.03.10%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Get in my belly? More like you are belly. Pork belly. Yum yum.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/469ea193-c4f9-4e06-9dc7-0d84dac1cba6/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.03.04%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>There were an even number of pieces which is very much appreciated.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/0e40825f-4ba8-41a7-a42a-becd634bb086/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.02.58%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wants to be Wood Ranch so bad.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/df5f2b18-dfc6-41e7-b590-b390db44e42f/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.02.45%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I do prefer my sweet potato to be just a touch softer but I respect the al dente decision.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/ac700a1a-9f51-4a52-a152-608725b397cc/Screenshot+2025-11-14+at+2.02.53%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Doesn’t look like much but…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>TIL this thing is called a spit-flap.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Super Peach is the Newest David Chang Restaurant That Has Been Barely Open a Month. Is It Worth It? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We did eventually find our car but not before reaching the other side of the parking garage first.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-05-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - What We Talk About When We Talk About “What We Talk About When We Talk About Corndog Restaurants” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>That ‘tis the question…</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/668e6490-8599-4843-b85b-576c05c293d0/7.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - What We Talk About When We Talk About “What We Talk About When We Talk About Corndog Restaurants” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Insert Magritte joke here.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/0af95c56-446d-48de-bc2f-c512cc749f5d/Screenshot+2025-10-28+at+9.09.57%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - What We Talk About When We Talk About “What We Talk About When We Talk About Corndog Restaurants” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s math.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/bf112b56-677d-44b7-ae74-147feed2accc/3.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - What We Talk About When We Talk About “What We Talk About When We Talk About Corndog Restaurants” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is also math.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/87154552-af11-4e68-b438-1d4b17f3f3cb/4.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - What We Talk About When We Talk About “What We Talk About When We Talk About Corndog Restaurants” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Am I a dumpling?”</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/8cf5acb2-f712-4a70-b425-4c58c79a1299/5.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - What We Talk About When We Talk About “What We Talk About When We Talk About Corndog Restaurants” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Directed by James Gunn.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/04beff60-e978-47f0-af49-7f59c533dc06/8.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - What We Talk About When We Talk About “What We Talk About When We Talk About Corndog Restaurants” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We love a diva.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/update-ozempic-restaurants</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - UPDATE: OZEMPIC RESTAURANTS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Read Chris’ piece about Ozempic here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - UPDATE: OZEMPIC RESTAURANTS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Don’t not meet your KPIs, Murph!” amritie?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - UPDATE: OZEMPIC RESTAURANTS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Our KPIs failed to meet our OKRs for Q5… What?… You’re telling me Q5 isn’t real??”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - UPDATE: OZEMPIC RESTAURANTS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is pretty cute honestly.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/basily-pancetta-y-beans</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Basily Pancetta-y Beans - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bask in their glory.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Basily Pancetta-y Beans - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh I wonder, wonder, what’s in a wonderball, amirite? (90’s kids will know)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Basily Pancetta-y Beans - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was so good honestly.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/stop-calling-restaurants-indie</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-10-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - STOP CALLING RESTAURANTS “INDIE” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I hate them, btw.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - STOP CALLING RESTAURANTS “INDIE” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is what “indie pizza” looks like.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - STOP CALLING RESTAURANTS “INDIE” - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatchya got there, James? (James owns The Four Horsemen btw, we should go)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/the-top-5-worst-halloween-candy</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-10-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Worst Halloween Candy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>How I feel when I see gross Halloween candy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Worst Halloween Candy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Who buys these? Actually?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Worst Halloween Candy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I ate so many of these as a kid. They were just around.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Worst Halloween Candy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The mucus is on the inside…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Worst Halloween Candy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Where’s the Alka-Seltzer?</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/97fe5ea1-4b3a-49fd-9249-a67e29956735/hershey+bear.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Worst Halloween Candy - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sigh…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/the-top-5-foods-at-folsom-street-fair</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-09-26</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/875cb66c-2ada-4477-b403-200f6d2985ad/Screenshot+2025-09-26+at+9.11.19%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Foods at Folsom Street Fair - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A trio of fair-goers in traditional garb.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/cc3c72bc-3921-4b1c-a307-291ca09c95a9/Screenshot+2025-09-26+at+9.08.52%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Foods at Folsom Street Fair - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>They smell great too!</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/bd8a0616-1f2b-437c-b572-d652df7cee8e/Screenshot+2025-09-26+at+9.10.21%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Foods at Folsom Street Fair - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Are you getting hungry, or is it just me?</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/86b69808-5573-42b1-8eb7-94fe70efdc38/Screenshot+2025-09-26+at+9.10.26%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Foods at Folsom Street Fair - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Suppository? More like I suppose this will taste delicious! In my butt.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Foods at Folsom Street Fair - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yum!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/d589b5f7-dfee-4055-b1ff-f9171fcc4077/Screenshot+2025-09-26+at+9.10.32%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Top 5 Foods at Folsom Street Fair - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yep.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Considered the Lobster And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chim.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Considered the Lobster And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nothing like a good sipping gin on the rocks with fresh tarragon to quell the nerves.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Considered the Lobster And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Overcooked lobster with homemade papardelle and early girl sauce</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Considered the Lobster And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Avocado-stuffed squash blossoms with purple snow pea pesto (the peas became pesto because they were so bitter, should have known)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - I Considered the Lobster And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Brown-butter cookie with no-churn tarragon ice cream (this was bomb)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/986134d1-4bfc-4a00-92d5-dd0178c7af0e/Screenshot+2025-09-16+at+8.56.08%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 9/17/2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This reminds me of something I can’t quite put my finger in... Or hand rather.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/25348edc-f0a8-477a-b9ec-5d9d5e74199f/Screenshot+2025-09-16+at+8.57.45%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 9/17/2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Look at her.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/c74d7db6-bce4-42f4-9998-bd5464b7b639/Screenshot+2025-09-16+at+8.58.40%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 9/17/2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Fucking cunt.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/15c6f55b-6ca0-4785-b796-f9562d5d53eb/Screenshot+2025-09-16+at+8.58.30%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 9/17/2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I can’t believe I made this honestly. Chris helped of course.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/e5f30bcf-4755-4f4b-88bd-c9eccf96ff91/Screenshot+2025-09-16+at+8.57.55%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 9/17/2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Life hack: if you order enough Chinese food for a family of four, that is breakfast, lunch, and dinner the next day.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 9/17/2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>From the top and spiraling clockwise: Tartar, Buttermilk Ranch, Blackened Ranch, Bayou Buffalo, Ketchup, Tzatziki, Thai Curry, Wild Honey Mustard, Cocktail, Mardis Gras Mustard, BoldBQ.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 9/17/2025 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Party rock is in the house tonight.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 8/24/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This beef shank situation on the bottom left is also fire.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/8c614236-5699-4601-8b61-68530b0e5abc/Screenshot+2025-08-25+at+10.30.31%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 8/24/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pineapple belongs on pizza, you stupid bitch.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/81c295dc-96bf-4061-aa46-f9516251a74e/Screenshot+2025-08-25+at+10.30.39%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 8/24/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I know it looks normal but trust me, it’s not.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/64140cbd-e1d5-41d2-af66-95979c7d35ea/Screenshot+2025-08-25+at+10.39.10%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 8/24/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/2d89958d-d405-47d4-b8c6-c58372930dd5/Screenshot+2025-08-25+at+10.30.19%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 8/24/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>And if a double decker bus, crashes into us….</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/457cb52c-11bd-4db4-b68b-931f2be826f3/Screenshot+2025-08-25+at+10.30.46%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 8/24/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you’re so inclined.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - RADICCHIO ROUNDUP! 8/24/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This makes me happy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - A Classic San Fransico Day - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This happens in San Francisco all the time.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A classic volunteer breakfast at the AIDS Memorial Grove.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - A Classic San Fransico Day - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The girlies are simply missing out.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - A Classic San Fransico Day - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stupid iPhone quality. Reparations shall live on.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-08-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Notes on a Scandal - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ugh. Queen.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Notes on a Scandal - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Skinnty.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-09-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Roundup 8/3/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/37658c91-0471-4a56-9603-950d9cda7712/Screenshot+2025-08-03+at+9.48.27%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Roundup 8/3/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/5c808843-fc93-4044-a3b2-ba46a011f39e/Screenshot+2025-08-03+at+9.49.54%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Roundup 8/3/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/627fa61b-06e5-4749-ad1b-f11c662e910f/Screenshot+2025-08-03+at+9.49.14%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Roundup 8/3/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Roundup 8/3/25 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-09-26</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/chocolate-chip-cookie-dough</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-07-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pretty good tbh</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is not OK</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I am glad I exist in this timeline though what can I say</image:caption>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-07-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - A Little Trip to Boonville - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We floss daily.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - A Little Trip to Boonville - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bomb af what can I say?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/f4a86d0a-bd1e-4385-b5ab-7edd1a95ee5e/Screenshot+2025-07-24+at+11.10.06%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - A Little Trip to Boonville - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A margarita from the Boonville Distillery made with their own agave spirits!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/4f93f350-5912-45ba-b755-00e4049d6bb4/Screenshot+2025-07-24+at+11.10.18%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - A Little Trip to Boonville - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roger would never.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - A Little Trip to Boonville - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The pickle beer is not for me.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/ea0de6bf-5920-42e8-b1fd-f2f52172f34f/Screenshot+2025-07-24+at+11.11.15%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - A Little Trip to Boonville - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We don’t litter.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-21</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/2738d284-fcdb-493b-ac22-dd6f20b95805/Your+paragraph+text+%281%29.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Rules for Gay Guy Dinner by Garrett Schlichte - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Rules for Gay Guy Dinner by Garrett Schlichte - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>By Henry Roark</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/417e49be-2690-4d95-9bd2-4b4264de1a19/unnamed.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Rules for Gay Guy Dinner by Garrett Schlichte - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The real gay guy dinner is the friends we made along the way. (at gay guy dinner)</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/pus-y-milk</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/fdda2446-4953-4082-946b-740e286c483f/Raw+milk+cover+2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/16e2eace-c49b-4ad5-9c51-6e3ccd19607e/Poopy+milk.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Exhibit A)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(No need for the lime juice to curdle that Bailey’s, that raw milk is chunky enough)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/96de5a57-d9dd-407d-a513-ac178f89a270/Screenshot+2025-06-18+at+9.56.13%E2%80%AFAM.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Only the finest of fine prints)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/e7170990-d41c-47cb-89fd-affd687418f4/Screenshot+2025-06-18+at+9.58.29%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(That’s the same Raw Farm with all the outbreaks)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/400b6752-fec4-4104-9fc7-e29921248aa1/Screenshot+2025-06-18+at+10.01.38%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(I mean, I can’t even parody this)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/f68cc734-9e1e-44d8-87b8-baa3de87b553/Screenshot+2025-06-18+at+10.03.30%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(I guess White people don’t follow Punnett squares)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Ori says it looks like the start of a gay porn and… he’s not wrong)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Pus-y Milk - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>(From “epic” to cringe)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/top-5-gayest-foods</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-06-18</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/564544f7-2a13-4e3b-b6de-eef330e5bd27/just_salad_the_big_gay_garden_salad-2-2000-e94223f68c43499692bb430a9216e140.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>From People Magazine (this article is absolutely insane)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Get in my belly.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh Bobby.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I mean…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh it will give you protein alright.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You’ll have to cruise around for the real thing.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/ee43c33b-98d4-457f-8870-ad961d28c36b/Screenshot+2025-05-29+at+9.43.42%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The longer you stare at it the worse it gets.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Can’t stop thinking about him.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Top 5 Gayest Foods - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Otherwise known as breakfast, lunch, and dinner.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/the-future-of-restaurants</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/0bfa7ffe-3350-47a3-a40d-bf747e873ebf/The+Future+of+Restaurants+Blog+Post+%28Instagram+Post+%2845%29%29.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chef Diego Argoti in his natural state.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Via @estranothings</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Via @estranothings</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/ba5a4c3b-8f04-4edb-a6a0-eda957315e83/Screenshot+2025-05-17+at+6.16.07%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/6fb70cc7-25e1-4509-a64a-ccea969125d7/Screenshot+2025-05-17+at+5.59.45%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Via Web Restaurant Store</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Via @nytimes</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“We saw you from across the room.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not sure what’s going on with the tree/pinecone situation? behind me.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/c3b1057f-0b79-4645-b477-dd0204e864e6/Screenshot+2025-05-17+at+6.00.13%E2%80%AFPM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>“It belongs in a museum.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - The Future Of Restaurants - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/top-5-iconic-james-beard-moments</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-06-18</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This is what James Beard looked like.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I think that’s pasta…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - James Beard’s Top 5 Most Iconic Moments - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>BFFLs</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - James Beard’s Top 5 Most Iconic Moments - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>James Beard on Howard Stern right before outsmoking Julia Child.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - James Beard’s Top 5 Most Iconic Moments - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Woof!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - James Beard’s Top 5 Most Iconic Moments - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Comment dit-on… “daddy?”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - James Beard’s Top 5 Most Iconic Moments - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Look at that chonker!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - James Beard’s Top 5 Most Iconic Moments - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>From 2006, when Daft Punk headlined.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - James Beard’s Top 5 Most Iconic Moments - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I would kill for his glassware…</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/wing-man</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-05-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Wing Man - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/9855f2cf-512f-4db3-b872-42e11c7c6915/Screenshot+2025-05-01+at+11.09.54%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Wing Man - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Wing Man - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/ode-to-a-theme-park-churro</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Ode to a Theme Park Churro - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Ode to a Theme Park Churro - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Although the Luigi Burger was better than it seemed, it also turned my fingers green. Mamma mia! (Here I go again (My my, how can I resist you))</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Ode to a Theme Park Churro - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A snap of the upcoming Fast &amp; Furious coaster. I can’t wait for the Vin Diesel Sandwich.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/passover</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-04-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Passover - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is just the best.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Passover - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>If you eat savory matzo brie never speak to me again.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Passover - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chris made a beautiful matzo cake from the World’s Shittiest Recipe.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Passover - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’m not crying, you’re crying.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Passover - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>For real. I swear.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Passover - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>About to play the most cursed game of chubby bunny.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/papas-bravas</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-04-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Papas Bravas - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Their slutiness comes out the more you get to know them</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/823110cf-432e-4c08-bf42-deda541560a3/Screenshot+2025-04-10+at+9.35.38%E2%80%AFAM.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Papas Bravas - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/radicchio-salad-x-sf-chronicle</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-06-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/e766eba7-5b5b-48fd-8238-001de5a8def5/IMG_6895.PNG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/25254ff9-4f12-4185-9ce2-18a6e6477e93/IMG_6898.PNG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/5b38abf7-243f-44c0-888f-bdc9d331921e/IMG_6928.PNG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/66f1f8dac4ccfc5b7767e4e2/5b3ff1c1-8e39-401c-ad13-29364621a6be/IMG_6929.PNG</image:loc>
      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - Radicchio Salad x SF Chronicle - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think I meant to type “fr” instead of “fb”</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/5-things-you-can-do-instead-of-raiding-your-pantry</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-04-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - 5 Things You Can Do Instead of Raiding Your Pantry - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - 5 Things You Can Do Instead of Raiding Your Pantry - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A quintet of offerings from Panda Express</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - 5 Things You Can Do Instead of Raiding Your Pantry - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is what a Caprese salad looks like</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - 5 Things You Can Do Instead of Raiding Your Pantry - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This can take 7 years to learn how to make in Japan</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - 5 Things You Can Do Instead of Raiding Your Pantry - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Beans come in many different colors, shapes, and sizes: just like us!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - 5 Things You Can Do Instead of Raiding Your Pantry - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>A match made in heaven</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.radicchiosalad.com/blog/top-5-los-angeles-normcore-restaurants</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2025-06-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - LA’s Top Normcore Restaurants of the 2000s - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Eater LA</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - LA’s Top Normcore Restaurants of the 2000s - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thank you Matthew Kang.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - LA’s Top Normcore Restaurants of the 2000s - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Eater LA</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - LA’s Top Normcore Restaurants of the 2000s - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Happiest Place on Earth.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - LA’s Top Normcore Restaurants of the 2000s - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I did in fact often eat this as a child at 11 pm.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - LA’s Top Normcore Restaurants of the 2000s - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Eater LA (look at her *sighhh)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Season 0 - LA’s Top Normcore Restaurants of the 2000s - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>So many lunching ladies.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seriously what’s going on with the landlord here? Is there more to the story?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Wherever you are Anne, I hope you’re well.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>E cowered with hands over his ears throughout the entirety of the absurdly loud and tinny Ninjago ride, into which he had entered buoyantly (wearing his red Ninja Kai costume that my dad had sewn together a few nights before, by attaching a homemade Ninjago emblem and aiguillettes onto a run-of-the-mill red ninja costume from Target). He emerged utterly deflated and upset, and then immediately—to our horror—wanted to play a carnival game, insisting with a confidence untethered to his dyspraxic reality, that he could win it. We didn’t know how to tell him no without doing further damage to his spirit, so we paid the man and stood by helplessly. But then E miraculously, impossibly, shot three oversized softballs into the shallow, tilted barrel, and was presented with this giant faux Squishmallow sloth, the victory seeping sweet relief like warm molasses into our three hungry hearts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In Kansas for Christmas, having not packed the thick drawing pad and the box of Art Hub markers, we made pilgrimage to the Toy Store  on Mass St. to buy some art supplies with Papa, both so that E could be occupied and so that he could make something for Mimi and Papa’s wall as a Christmas present (two birds). We’d forgotten that they have a giant stuffed animal section, a whole aisle of which comprises various breeds of stuffed dogs. After much careful and controlled in-store cajoling, E proposed three different Corgis, and Papa bought him the smallest one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Procured on the pier while E and Doug, both out of sorts, were up north for a few days visiting Auntie Cee (Doug’s Evangelical Christian sister) and Uncle Chad (her Evangelical minister husband), while I was away from them for twelve days in Colorado City, Utah, where my dad was in the final stages of an abruptly diagnosed lung cancer, attended to by an ex-FLDS former plural wife, whom he had adopted as his naturopathic healer, having left my mom after 50 years of marriage, to die in this woman’s trailer at the base of Zion Canyon, away from all of us.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We paid cash at one of those pop-up, swap-meet stalls in the parking lot after a particularly hot and fraught summer afternoon visit for which we had to pry E out of the house (we often had to pry him out of the house) during the peak of his Super Mario 3D World obsession—while he was still very, very bad at it, but spending fervent, tearful hours playing—and he was always, always at meltdown-levels of emotional dysregulation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Arrived in vacuum sealed plastic wrap—essentially just eyeballs bulging out of what seemed a flat swatch of orangey shag. We were terrified. Had no recollection of ordering it at first, had no idea what it was. But he magically reinflated as soon as we sliced open the plastic. And then we were still terrified. We thought he might scare E. We were wrong.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Purchased as an early Christmas gift, in part because E loves Corgis, but also in attempt to cultivate our own family traditions (i.e., a special new ornament for E each season so that he can look back with nostalgic reverence one day and hang his childhood ornaments on his own tree—we are nothing if not heavy and sentimental). Within seconds of opening up the profusely tissue-papered package, E tried to hang the Corgi on the tree, only to have him slip off the branch, and shatter his mercury glass hindquarters on the wood floor. In a spectacular show of fatherhood, Doug made him some “shorts” out of red duct tape, and saved him. He was immediately given a name, and it was decided that he should adorn not the Christmas tree, but E’s bed post.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In the era of 1st grade, the only YouTube videos that E liked that didn’t give me anxiety heartburn, alongside Mark Rober’s backyard obstacle courses for squirrels, were Half Asleep Chris’s impossible Lego contraptions, Rube Goldberg machines that spanned his entire London townhouse, and the cardboard castles he would build for his two cats. Bella, one of said cats, is an odd looking, smush-faced, loafy creature, who IRL wears an inflated donut around her neck to keep from obsessively licking her own fur off. E built her, abstractly, out of Legos—mostly she was just yellow eyes. When the inspiration hit to buy this merch version of her as one of the gifts for his 7th birthday, I felt both creative and defeated.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Redeemed at the prize shop with 1,374 tickets (plus $35 at the register) when spotted as an acceptable (even desirable) prize on a low, corner shelf, after the three of us had paced, agonized, through the shop, searching it for something worthy, having hovered around the Xbox with E for 10-15 very tense minutes, first gently and then sternly and then gently again explaining (imploring) that, at 160,000 tickets (and because he already has a Switch), the Xbox was simply not going to happen.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We were reluctant to purchase another stuffed cat, but it had been a long day in the city on a hot-chocolate crawl with Uncle Chris and Uncle Ori (the latter of whom was doing a piece for Eater, SF about hot chocolate), and there had been a difficult hour (!!) in front of a random dumpling shop that was not on the agenda, where E really wanted dumplings…and we obliged, and then went on crawling, a little ashamed of how we had indulged him. And somehow shame begets more shame, and we bought another cat to offset another difficult moment. We had no idea that Pusheen the Cat was a thing, and so when E named this cat after two recently deceased dogs that had belonged to Doug’s sister in Kansas (not the Evangelical sister)—Piper, a very fat blonde Lab, and Chloe, a very lithe black one—our surprise was more about his dormant affection for those dogs than anything else.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another trip up north, another lovie. Over the summer between 3rd and 4th grade, never plussed by the other kids’ collective infatuation with Labubus, E nevertheless became performatively excited at a bodega where we had stopped for a bottle of water, when he saw the tell-tale POP MART box behind the counter. We were somehow heartened by this normative excitement about a trendy thing. We bought the brown monster, which he insisted was a rare, one of a kind. (It’s a knock off, but we haven’t told him.)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My hair stylist moved to San Diego and I was at sea in terms of how to find someone new, so I booked with her at her new salon, thinking I might just have a little daycation by myself. But my anxious child wanted to come with me, and I dragged my brother along for good measure. While I sat under the dryer in my foils, awash in the loneliness of not recognizing any of the celebs in US Weekly, E and Uncle Ori went off to go find some hole-in-the-wall burritos, and returned with this marvelous Golden Gorilla, whose resilient arms and sturdy fists, like majestic wings, can enfold and protect.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Purchased because I was worn down and simply couldn’t resist the nose and limbs of this creature. Named after Frankie, the Pit mutt puppy that Doug rescued from a shelter in Harlem, when we were both living in New York but hadn’t met yet. Frankie was 5 on our first date. When E was born, she kept vigil at his crib, padding over to my side of the bed and nosing me whenever he shifted or peeped in the night. During the early Covid lockdown days, when she was 16 and had been on steroids for a while because the vet didn’t quite know what to do about her various auto-immune symptoms, she began shrieking in pain in the middle of the night. My parents came over to watch E, who was three—my dad brought folding chairs and they sat on our tiny front porch with their masks on and the front door open so they could hear E in case he woke up. Doug carried Frankie in his arms to the car and we drove her to the emergency vet to put her down. Her pain was so awful, her relief equally so.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Are filthy and completely disintegrating. Fred’s “body” has three nubby cotton “tails,” one of which E has been rubbing between his thumb and his forefinger since he was a baby. His near decade of fingering has eroded a dime-sized, grey-edged hole into the soft fleece. Doug has sewn it shut from time to time, but it’s a wound that keeps re-opening. Hedgies, a muslin swaddle, was a baby shower gift from my college roommate (and first real friend); we cannot wash them because their wispy tentacles wouldn’t survive.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When E was a baby, we dropped Fred on a stroller walk and didn’t discover he was missing until we were nearly home. We circled back the way we’d come—a groove so ingrained, our path through this neighborhood—up one block, over one, up one more, back over, and down two. Fred was there on the sidewalk, unbothered, unknown; if he hadn’t been ours, he’d have just been a nothing—refuse upsetting the clean lines of lawn and concrete, something someone left. If we’d walked by and recognized this beige rag as a child’s stuffed bunny, we’d have thought “awww” and then not thought about it again, ever. To shore up against such a loss, we went online and bought two extra Freds and an extra Hedgies, none of which ever made it into rotation, because they never felt “right.” They’ve always been known as The Cousins, and mostly they’ve lived in a drawer. But in the frenzied memorializing that has gripped him in this tenth birthday week, E is shoring his fragments. A small boat thrashing in the current between soft gosling with down feathers and boy whose mother is a separate body, he has pulled them from their slumber and given them proper names.</image:caption>
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